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Sammy: Anyone got the bets ready?

Peacock: I sure do! Fortuna Fafet Fort e Bus or whatever.

Wright: How elegant.
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    On a television screen, the screen is blue, as red letters begin to fly into view from the side. After a few seconds, the words finally come together to say "Duckburg News". After that is through, the screen fades away to show two animals, one being a male dog, with long floppy ears and a green hat on his head. The other was a female cow, all dolled up with a bell around her neck. These were Goofy and Clarabell Cow, who were both acting as news reporters this night.

    "Welcome, one and all, to Duckburg News tonight!" said Clarabell, welcoming the audience for tuning in.

    "Gawrsh, Clarabell!" spoke Goofy before giving his signature chuckle. "There isn't much news to report tonight, y'know."

    "Yes, Goofy..." started the cow. "But tonight we have one big piece of news."

    "Really?" responded the dog. "Then I guess I should start looking for my script, h-yuk!" The dog then proceeded to duck under the desk the two are sitting in, and attempts to find his script.

    "Hm. Yes...." replied the cow, ignoring her co-host's lack of preparation. "In big news tonight, a famous Treasure Hunter from across the world has made an anonymous threat to the city of Duckburg."

    "What's this all about?" asked Goofy, who just heard his partner from under the desk.

    "It seems that this treasure hunter is planning on attacking tonight!" exclaimed the cow in shock as she read her script. "It seems he is planning on attacking the moneybin! The residence of the Richest Duck in the World, Scrooge McDuck!"

    "Now why on Earth would he go and do something like that?" continued Goofy, who was now wondering the background.

    "It seems that he heard of the treasures of Mr. McDuck, and wants to take them for himself!"

    Goofy stood back up, papers in his hand. "Hey, I found my script-" but as he spoke, he stepped on his on foot and fell backwards, yelping "WHOA!' in a high pitch as he fell backwards into the backdrop of the set before giving his iconic yell as he continued falling into the back of the set.

    "How will Mr. McDuck respond?" asked Clarabell. "We'll find out soon enough."

    "Hey!" yelled Goofy from way in the back. "This isn't my script! These are my taxes!"

    ".....Good Night Duckburg" said the cow with a sigh, clearly annoyed with her partner.

*end music

    The screen zooms out to show a hand sticking out, and turning off the TV with his remote. This was Scrooge McDuck, who was watching the news alongside his nephew, the duck in a blue sailor outfit named Donald Duck, as well as his three great nephews, three small ducks who wear red, blue, and green clothing. These are Huey, Duey, and Luey respectively.

    "So that's how it's going to go, huh?" asks Scrooge, standing up out of his chair.

    "This is horrible!" exclaimed Duey.

    "Yeah, what should we do!?" replied Huey.

    "This isn't just any regular Beagle Boy, or even Magica." thought Scrooge to himself.

    "But Unca Scrooge, there's one thing I don't get." stated Luey. "Why would he announce it to you?"

    "Because he is obviously confident that he can take on an old man. I wonder why?" muttered Donald sarcastically under his breathe.

    "Y'know, nephew." began Scrooge while giving Donald an annoyed glance. "I know you of all people wouldn't understand, but there is a difference between confidence and stupidity."

    "We outta start preparing the bin-" began to suggest Huey.

    "That won't be necessary." interrupted Scrooge.

    "Huh?" responded all three of Donald's nephews.

    "I plan on handling this swindler myself, boys." said Scrooge as he began to move over to a nearby cabinet.

    "What!?" yelled Donald. "But you don't know what you're dealing with!"

    "Exactly." said Scrooge, opening the cabinet to reveal a large variety of weapons, from swords to guns. "It's been awhile since I've given myself a good ol' McDuck adventure." He pulled out a gun. "Besides..." thought Scrooge to himself. "If this truly is more than your average Beagle Boy, I better play my cards safe."

    "Have you finally gone senile!?" yelled Donald at his uncle.

    "Have you finally stopped being a lazy duck?" replied Scrooge with his usual snark. The scottish duck then turned to his three great nephews. "And I know you lot have to prepare for school tomorrow."

    "Awwww" moaned all three of the young ducks. "No fair."

    "You know how it goes, lads!" stated Scrooge. "Work is money!"

    "Alright, Unca Scrooge." said Huey as the three ducklings began to head towards the door. As they were leaving, Donald decided to follow suit, but not before turning back to Scrooge.

    "What is it lad?!" scolded Scrooge as he was readying a cannon. "Get out before I kick ya out myself!"

    Donald rolled his eyes as he turned back and caught up with his nephews, who were outside the money bin at this point.

    "Aw man!" yelled Luey. "We get to miss out on Unca Scrooge beating up this robber!"

    "You think he can handle him by himself?" asked Duey.

    "Of course he can!" yelled Huey. "Isn't that right, Unca Donald?"

    "When it comes to money, that geezer ain't letting anyone take a dime from him." stated Donald nonchalantly. "He'll be fine!" The duck turned back towards the money bin one last time, with a bit of worry on his face. But after a few seconds, he continued following his nephews.
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    In the dark and desolate streets of Duckburg, a car is seen driving by at speeds that would surely get him pulled over should a cop see him. The car was purple, and seemed to have a moustache on the front. This was the car of the treasure hunter/C.E.O named Wario. He had one mission tonight, and he could see it, despite being miles away from his target. As he was driving, he could see the massive building he was after in the distance. The Money Bin.

    "Wow!" thought Wario out loud. "Think of all the treasures that are bound to be in there!" The man's eyes began to cartoonishly turn into dollar signs. "Wa ha ha!" he cackled. "This McDuck better be prepared to have the privilege of donating money to me! Wario!"

*end music

    As he made it to the money bin itself, he stopped his car. He glanced at a gate in front of the building. The sign said, "No trespassing! Thieves will pay dearly!"

    Wario began to stroke his chin, thinking about what he was doing. Then, after a moment, he turned his car around and drove off, signifying that he might have realized how bad an idea this was. But then...



    The car suddenly turned right back towards the gate. The car rammed through the gate, destroying it as he cackled loudly. He stopped the car, and leaped onto the hood, posing after his grand entrance. But as he posed, he heard something.

*BEEP*

   
Wario heard this strange beeping noise, and looked below his car to see a flash of light. After looking down....

*BOOM*

   
An explosion occurred from under the car, blowing it sky high and launching yellow-clad anti-hero off of his car.

    "WAAAAAUGH!" yelled Wario as he was thrown forward and landed face first onto the ground. He quickly got up and brushed himself off. "Hey!" yelled Wario. "What was that all about!?"

    "I take it you must be Wario, no?" called a voice from a speaker near Wario's feet. It was Scrooge, who was inside the moneybin as it was prepped like a fort.

    "Yeah, I'm Wario!" said the treasure hunter as he kneeled towards the speaker. "You McDuck?!"

    "So you know who I am..." responded Scrooge. "....yet you don't know not to mess with me money?"

    "Pffft." said Wario blowing a raspberry. "I think I can get away with it. How'd you even earn a whole bin's worth of money anyway? Inheritance? Robbery? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

    "So not only do you have the gall to steal money from Scrooge McDuck...." began the rich duck. "...but you also underestimate the hard work and trials it took to get me where I am today?"

    "Yeah....that sounds about right." thought Wario out loud.

    "Well then...." responded Scrooge, who is seen sitting in his office next to a lever.



    "How about I throw out the good ol' welcome wagon?". The duck then reached over for the lever and pulled it. From the field Wario was standing in, cannons began to rise.

    "Uh-Oh" said Wario as a canon was pointed right at him. The cannon fired a shot.....

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    Wario pulled back his fist, and punched the cannonball, shattering it. He let out a small smirk, pleased with his feat of strength. That was short-termed, however, as he felt a force hit him on the head, causing him to stagger forward.

    Rubbing the back of his head, Wario saw what had hit him. It was another cannon. In fact, many cannonballs were pointed towards him. Wario let out a nervous chuckle and broke a sweat before hightailing it towards the moneybin.

        As the portly treasure-hunter continued his mad dash towards McDuck's home, he outpaced the numerous canon-shots being fired at him. As he came closer to the door, he had an idea. Wario held his head forward, and flapped his arms while running as fast as he can, shouting a loud "Yahoo!" as he did.

    When Wario hit the door, he smashed it off it's hinges, charging into the duck's home. However, instead of something pleasant, Wario saw another cannon in front of him. The cannon didn't launch a cannonball, but instead a large boxing glove, knocking Wario right back out the door.

    As Wario picked himself up, he saw the very things he thought he had escaped from. Cannons. And like before, all of them were aimed straight at him. Wario turns toward the camera, giving a very annoyed glare.

*End music

    Scrooge watches the situation from outside, which is being recorded to him via a camera on the field. As he sits in his office, he begins to think.

    "Strangle me with me kilt!" yelled Scrooge. "I didn't think he could actually break down that door! I reinforced that stuff! It's a good thing I came prepared." He began to stand up out of his chair. "But he's taking quite the punishment out there." He began to stroke his chin. "Perhaps this'll be fun."

    As the screen cuts back to Wario, he is muttering "ow" in an uncaring tone as he is literally in a pile of cannonballs. Needless to say, this treasure hunter has had enough with cannons for one night. A window near the top of the moneybin began to open, and Scrooge popped his head out.

    "Oi, Wario!" called the duck from his bin. The pile of cannonballs explodes, as Wario threw all the ammunition off of him. "What is it now-!?"

    Before Wario could finish, another cannonball hit him in the back of the head. As Wario's head is pushed forward, he takes a deep breathe to calm himself.

    From the window, Scrooge pulls out two pistols. "They call this one the Yella-Belly Waltz!" The duck fires his pistols towards Wario's feet, landing really close as Wario dodges the shots.

    Despite the yellow-clad treasure hunter dancing to dodge the bullets, he manages to let out a snide "I'll take this over cannons any day."

    "What's that?" called Scrooge in a sarcastic tone. "You want more cannons?" As the duck continued to chuckle, he failed to notice Wario picking up a cannon out of frustration and tossing it into Scrooge's window. Right as the duck noticed, the cannon crashed into the window, shattering part of the wall and knocking Scrooge back.

    On the outside, Wario's anger subsided as he had an idea. He strolled towards the wall of the bin and cracked his knuckles. On the inside, Scrooge manages to pick himself up, rubbing his head as he comes back to his senses. Suddenly, the bin started shaking, as everything in his office began to shake. "Wha!?" exclaimed the duck as he managed to climb to his window, what he saw outside has astonished him. It seemed Wario was punching the moneybin, causing the entire building to shake.

    "Omigosh!" exclaimed Scrooge, having a brief moment of panic. "I gotta do something before the whole bin comes down!" Scrooge quickly grabbed onto his cane, and tapped it onto the floor. He looked out the window towards the sky, and pointed towards Wario. Suddenly, in what can literally be described as magic, meteors began to fall onto the field, causing Wario to take a moment to stop and look up.

    "Wah!" exclaimed the pudgy man as he began to run back and forth, dodging the meteors too and fro. "Perfect!" exclaimed Scrooge, as he pulled out a bomb and tossed it towards Wario.

    The meteors begin to finally seize as Wario takes not of this, stopping and wiping sweat off his forehead. This moment of relief is cut short, however, as he notices a bomb next to him. "WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" yelled the man, flailing his arms about. After a few seconds, the bomb explodes, launching him high in the sky, even above the moneybin itself.

    Scrooge began to chuckles to himself. "Ah! That outta teach him a lesson or two." He sat back down in his office chair and began to relax. Meanwhile, above the moneybin, Wario begins to slow down, and turns back towards the ground. The treasure-hunter notices the moneybin below, and gets an idea. He stops himself in the air, flips, and begins to soar towards the ground, creating a fire from his lower body as he plans to ground pound the roof of the bin.


    Scrooge is seen sipping tea in his chair, when his celebration is cut short with a-

*CRASH*

    

   
Sirens began to start flashing in the duck's office. "Warning!" called an automated voice. "Someone has infiltrated the moneybin!"

    "Excuse me!?" yelped the wealthy waterfowl as he sprung back up.

    "Current location: The Vault." continued the alarm system.

    "Oh, blow me own bagpipes!" exclaimed the duck, starting to get more angered at this intruder. He grabbed a strange laser gun from off his desk, and rushed towards the vault.

    In the vault, Wario was seen in the money, filling up a sack with the treasure as he is also playing around in it. As he began to stand up, he felt something on the back of his head. It felt.....hot. After a few seconds, Wario finally took notice of the feeling. But as he noticed, he suddenly felt all of his body burning.

    "Eh?" questioned the man as he held up his hand to see that his entire arm was on fire.....wait. His entire body was on fire! "WAAAAAAAUGH!" exclaimed Wario as began running around the pool of gold coins in a panic, all while being in the form of a giant . Meanwhile, from the top of the ladder, you could see the one responsible for this. It was Scrooge McDuck, with his trusty Burglar Stunner at hand. Scrooge quickly slid down the ladder into the pool himself, and walked towards the middle of the room, all while Wario is in his panic.

    "So what do ya think of me Burglar Stunner?" asked the duck nonchalantly as he noted Wario's running patterns. The duck took notice of where Wario was heading next, and held out his cane towards the ground. Wario, not paying any attention due to the unforeseen circumstance of catching on fire, ran straight into the cane s the duck pulled it around his legs, causing Wario to fly forward as he trips.

    As Wario crashes onto the floor, still on fire, Scrooge begins to stroll towards the pudgy man with a blunderbuss in hand. "So you can't handle the heat, huh?" asked the duck to the fireball that is Wario. "Well I got just the thing!" From the gun, Scrooge fires a ball of ice at Wario, freezing the man solid. "Next time....began the duck. Get ur own company."

    "I did." muttered Wario in a muffled voice due to the ice surrounding him. "WarioWare Inc., Baby!" He tried to move to do a pose, but was still frozen solid.

    "WarioWare?!" exclaimed Scrooge as he punched through the ice block, grabbing Wario by the arm. The duck turns around and slams the man onto the ground, shattering the rest of the ice. "Isn't that the company that makes those games even me nephews think are bad?"

    The pudgy man lay on the ground, he suddenly pulled a maneuver the duck wasn't expecting. Wario suddenly grabbed onto Scrooge's arm, and jumped back up as he returned the favor by slamming Scrooge onto the ground. "Just the one!" commented the man as he lifted Scrooge back up with his arm, and slammed him into the ground once again. Wario then spun around, gaining momentum, before throwing Scrooge high into the air.

    The treasure hunter then leaped up, beginning to charge electricity through his arms. As he made it above Scrooge, he is surrounded by an aura of electricity. Afterwards, he slams Scrooge with his belly, sending a shock all throughout the duck's body, before sending him soaring downwards at blinding speeds, causing him to crash into the pile of gold coins and make a giant splash from said coins, almost like he landed in water.

    As Wario landed on the pile once more, he began to snicker and rub his hands together as he picks up his sack and collects more treasure. After a few seconds, the yellow-clad man felt a blow to the back of the head. When he turned to see what had happened, he couldn't see anything. He attempted to continue his work, but from the pile of gold in front of him, he suddenly saw the duck leap out and strike him in the face with his cane, knocking him back.

    The C.E.O of WarioWare notices Scrooge diving back into the coins, and quickly gets back up, preparing himself for the next attack. However, out of the blue, the duck sprang high out of the coins from behind Wario, with his cane in hand. The last of the Clan McDuck readied his cane like a pogo stick, and bounced on Wario's head. However, there seemed to be no effect.

    "He he he." chuckled Wario as he held up his arms to catch Scrooge before chucking him away several meters. The pudgy man suddenly turned into something new. He was a ship captain, inside a tiny submarine.

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    In this new form, Wario began to swim through the coins like he was piloting a submarine underwater.

    Scrooge, taking notice of this new form, leaps out of the money he was swimming in. He scanned the vault for his opponent, when suddenly.

*BLAST*

   
The duck felt an explosion going off behind him, launching him back. Wario had launched a missile at the duck. Scrooge quickly picked himself up, and could now see where the man was.

    "Well if we're gonna be playing like that..." started the duck as he tapped his cane on the ground. A cannon suddenly appears in front of him. "Then Bertha over here might want another date with ya."

    Wario, pretty much done with cannons forever at this point, growled with anger as steam began to cartoonishly form around his head. He ducked his submarine back underwater. However, Scrooge saw where he was about to be headed, so the duck aims the cannon over to where Wario is, and fires a shot. The cannonball blasts the area the yellow-clad man was heading, causing him and the surrounding coins to be launched into the air.

    While in mid-air, the yellow treasure hunter changed forms once again, this time becoming an astronaut, armed with a laser.

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    Wario, who was now descending as if he were on the moon, fires a laser from his gun. Scrooge ducks, avoiding the shot. However, the coin hits a coin in the bin, and begins to fly all over the vault room. After bouncing around for a bit, the laser finally bounces off a coin right behind the duck, and zaps him in the rear.

    "Yowch!" yells the duck as he leaps up from the pain. Wario, still in the air, changes again. Instead of a full outfit, however, he is just wearing a hat. This hat looks like a Dragon's head.

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    Wario launches a fireball from the nose of his hat, sending Scrooge back down into the bin. Scrooge land on the coins, and notices Wario's next plan. The man flips, and flies toward the duck, planning to crush him with his rear end.

    "Oh no, you don't!" quipped the duck as he rolled out of the way, causing Wario to land in the money. The force of his attack causes the coins to rise, much like a massive splash of water. All of the coins begin to obscure Wario's view of the room, so he keeps a lookout. He then felt a sharp pain in the rear.

    "OW!" yelled Wario as he turned to see the duck, holding a sword. Wario look at his butt to see a money sign carved into his overalls.

    "Yessir." said the duck, proud of himself. "That's the work of the ol Mark of $crooge!"

    "Oh yeah?" commented Wario, grabbing onto the sword. With one gesture, he crushed the metal blade. "Try this!" Wario then grabbed onto Scrooge's arm, and opened his mouth wide.

    "What in the blue blazes are ya doin-!?" was all the duck could utter before Wario forcefully stuffed the duck's face into his mouth, gnawing at him with a big bite. After a few bites, Wario turned around, and spit him back into the ground before lifting him up once again.

    "Yuck..." said Wario, clearly disgusted. I hate my roast duck old!.....and...well..raw."

    Wario then flipped the duck over, and slammed his head into the coins on the ground with enough force to keep his head stuck. The force of the attack causes something to roll out of the duck's pocket. A dime?

    "What's this?" commented Wario as he picked up the seemingly loose change. "A tip for my troubles? You shouldn't have!" He then began to cackle madly as he took out a bag, scooped up as much treasure as he could fit in his sack, and pulled out a motorcycle from nowhere. The bike was yellow and featured a w on it, much like his owner's hat.

    "Later, loser!" cackled Wario as he picked up the bike, and rammed the wall of the bin, making a hole as he leaped into the outside.   Scrooge quickly hopped out of the  money just as Wario was doing this. As Wario was falling toward the ground, he took his bike and placed it on the wall, before mounting it and riding in a vertical angle.

    Scrooge looked out the hole as his enemy was escaping. He was becoming visibly angry. "So he thinks he can best me, eh? Well, anyone who plans to take me number one dime, and make a fool outta me like that deserves only one thing coming to them."

    The duck leaped out of the hole. As he was falling, he pulled out an umbrella to descend his speed. He noticed Wario escaping on his motorcycle on the roads leading into Duckburg.

    "Drat!" yelled the wealthy waterfowl. "How will I catch him now?" The duck noticed a nearby car in his field. It was a red automobile that looked like it came out of the 50's. "Of course me lazy nephew would be stupid enough to forget his car."

    Scrooge let go of the umbrella, and fell straight into the driver's seat of the car. "Good thing his carelessness is helping me out for once!" Scrooge shifted the keys and started the car, taking off as he gives Wario a good chase.

    

    "Bleck!" uttered the duck as the car's radio started. "What is this malarkey Donald's been listening to-!?" Scrooge motioned his hand as if he were about to change the channel, but noticed a familiar bike dead ahead .

    "Oi!" yelled the duck, catching Wario's attention from the distance. "You aren't getting away that easily!"

    "Watch me." replied Wario with a smirk on his face. He clutched the gas on his bike as he sped forward faster, as he takes one hand and begins to slap his butt, taunting the duck from up ahead.

    "Why you!" yelled the duck, who was finally steaming from anger. He pulled out his blunderbuss once again and took aim, while still steering the car through Duckburg. "Nobody makes a fool out of @*%#in Scrooge McDuck!"

    The duck fires a shot towards Wario, but he did not fire what he meant to hit Wario with. The gun had began to fire...garlic? The garlic flew past Wario's bike, and after a bit, the man realized what was being shot at him.

    "Oh, boy!" said Wario, laughing as he caught a piece of the food."How'd you know my favorite food?"

    Scrooge, finally realizing what he was shooting, looked in the barrel of the gun. "Drat! Wrong ammo!" Realizing that shooting garlic wasn't going to work any time soon, he pulls out a strange gun that almost looks like a flare gun.

    "So you want me money, eh?" asked Scrooge as he held up the flare gun, and fired at the sky. "Then here ya go!

    Suddenly, the unthinkable happened. Objects began flying down from the sky. They were....golden coins? Wario, taking notice of this, pulled out a sack as he began collecting the coins while driving, not even caring that he as being pelted by metal.

    "He's not even budging." thought Scrooge. "Quite the toghie we have here...."

    "Hey, McDuck!" yelled Wario. "Thanks for the money! Let me reward you for your generosity!" Wario turned back towards the duck, and launched a booger from his nose. The booger landed on the road right in front of Scrooge, causing the car to get stuck when he drove over it.

    "Now, scam! Loser!" yelled Wario before speeding off. As he rode his bike over a hill, he flew into the air, unleashing another one of his mighty cackles.

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    "Playing dirty, eh?" thought Scrooge to himself as he pulled out two similar looking ray guns. "Quite the toughie, but sure not a sharpie." Scrooge took one gun, labeled the "Neutra-Friction Gun" and blasted it into the sticky goop keeping the car stuck. Negating all friction from the goop, the car began to speed off once again.

    "And how about we try....?" thought Scrooge as he took the other ray gun, labeled "Anti-Inertia Ray", and shot it at his own car. The car began to accelerate really quickly, well on it's way to catch Wario.

    As Wario was continuing to ride his bike through the town, he began examining the dime he had taken from Scrooge. "What's with this dime?"



    Suddenly, from the man's rear view mirror, he saw a car approaching, faster than ever. "WA!" yelled Wario as he attempted to speed up his vehicle. However, Scrooge had other plans.

    "You aren't getting away, bub!" yelled Scrooge as he pulled out a knife. "Now let's see if my eyesight isn't failing me now..." The duck took careful aim, and threw his knife dead ahead. Like he intended, the knife stabbed into the back wheel of Wario's bike. The vehicle began to spin and curve out of control.

    "Nonononono!" yelped Wario as he was losing control. He saw that his bike was turning and about to crash into a lampost. "AUAAAAAAAGH!" screamed Wario as his bike crashed. Causing him to fly into the streets of Duckburg.

    As the man brushed off some dust, he turned to the oncoming car, and pulls back his fist. "Why I outta...." The car was speeding straight towards Wario, who delivered a punch to the front of the hood as it approached him. The car immediately stopped, and Wario's punch did major damage to the engine.

    "You haven't bested Wario yet, y'know." said Wario as he turned, and in a puff of smoke, transformed once again. This time into a costume that almost looks like a devil with wings.

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    "Wa ha ha!" howled Wario as he took off with the treasure. "Catch me if you can, bird brain!"

    "You think I can't handle a little flight?" asked Scrooge. With a tap of his cane, he summoned yet another cannon out of thin air.

    "For pete's sake!" yelled Wario. "Would you stop with the cannons, bub!? They're not gonna work this time anyway."

    "Oh, I know." said Scrooge. "The ammo this time is deadlier than a cannonball." The duck, in an odd move, hops into the cannon, points toward Wario as he's soaring. "It's an angry McDuck." Scrooge lights the cannon's fuse, and is launched into the sky after Wario.

    The duck makes a direct hit, and clings onto Wario's back. "Hey!" uttered Wario in shock. "No free rides, get off-" However, the man was interrupted by a tearing sound. It seems Scrooge has taken a knife and began tearing Wario's disguise from his body.

    "How do you like these apples?" commented the duck as he leaped off of Wario. The yellow-clad man tried his hardest to continue flapping his hands, but found himself beginning to fall.

    "Note to self. Stay away from cannon for the rest of my life." was all he could utter before descending to the ground. Wario landed on the street, creating a decent sized crater in the ground. As the man got up, he saw the duck storming towards him.

    "You better stop before you make me real mad..." began Scrooge. "Or else you'll be leaving this fight in a casket....if there's any of ya left."

    "Oh yeah?!" uttered Wario, rising from his crater. Catching the duck off guard, Wario grabbed onto his neck and lifted him up. "What are you gonna do about me, huh?

    Wario, in an attempt to end this, twisted Scrooge's head around and around his neck. This would normally kill someone, however it wouldn't kill Scrooge. The duck's neck was cartoonishly twisted like a towel, and when Wario released his grip, the duck began spinning like a helicopter.

    Scrooge couldn't control where he was flying, so he crashed into the wall of a nearby building.

    "Wa ha ha!" laughed Wario uncontrollably. "Now that was quite the scene! Better than most comedy movies!" Wario then thought to himself. "Hmmmm. Looks like I'll need to be a bit more crafty to get this duck outta the picture for good." Wario continued to think. "Craft..? Picture..?" A lightbulb then appeared above the man's head. "I got it!"

    Wario then transformed once again, this time into the form of an artist.

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    A canvas appeared in front of Wario as soon as the duck was picking himself off of the ground. Scrooge was fiery red and waltzing towards the artist during his work.

    "Ah poop..." uttered Wario as he was daring something. Pieces of feces with faces began popping in front of Scrooge, as they charged towards the duck. "...literally" added Wario.

    "You think pieces of %&$* are going to stop me!?" yelled Scrooge. "They should stay with their kind!" The duck took his cane, and handled it like a golf club. He swung his weapon at the makeshift baddies, and knocked them towards Wario. He managed to duck and jump over them as they were launched while he was still painting.

    "Almost finiiiiished...." moaned Wario. "....aaaaaand done." A door suddenly appeared in between Wario and Scrooge. "Beautiful work, no?"

    "What is this?" asked Scrooge.

    "Who knows?" asked Wario calmly as he quickly went behind the duck and forcefully pushed him to the door. "Good luck!"

    The duck began to slide as he busted the door open. He was losing his balance in the door frame, as the door seemed to lead to a drop of some kind. Wario quickly ran up in an attempt to lose the duck by pushing him into the door, but soon realized this was a bad idea. Scrooge grabbed onto Wario's overalls, and as he finally fell, dragged Wario down with him. The door disappeared from existence.

*end music

   
The two began falling for a good distance before finally landing into a thick pile of snow. The duck quickly sprang his head out of the ice, and examined the area. He took notice of the trees, the mountains, and animals all around.

    "No..." uttered Scrooge. "Did that confounded door take us to...?" The duck further admired more of the mountains. This was an area that was clearly untouched by man.

    "It did!" exclaimed Scrooge as he shed a tear. "We're in the Yukon!" The duck then turned and noticed Wario, who was just now pulling himself out of the snow.

    "Did you mean for that door to lead here?" asked the duck.

    "Meh. Not really." replied Wario. "I was trying to throw you off my tail!" He then noticed something else on the ground. It was a golden rock of some sort that was shaped like an egg. Wario picked it up.

    "Wait!"uttered Scrooge. "The Goose Egg Nugget!" Scrooge tried to dash towards Wario, who promptly pushed him aside.

    "Tough luck, duck! It's mine!" said Wario with a laugh.

    "You disgust me...." mumbled Scrooge.

    "Yeah? I'm often considered a pretty disgusting guy." replied Wario with a laugh.

    "You don't even know the significance of some of the things you've taken!" Scrooge yells, literally spitting fire from his anger.

    "I suppose you're right." thought Wario. "Like, why do you care so much about this stupid dime!" he pulled out the dime from his pocket.

    "Me number one dime? The very treasure that started my lifetime of adventure?" The skies surrounding the area begin to fill with dark clouds.

    "So what!" interrupted Wario. "I've had just as much adventure without worthless change inspiring me! There's lots of treasure out there, and I'm proving that it all belongs to me!" Wario takes the dime. "In fact..."

    "What are you doing?" asked Scrooge with a fearful look.

    "Here's what I think about your stupid dime!" Wario tosses up the coin, and chomps on it. Munching it for a few seconds before swallowing it. "Mmm. High in Iron." Wario then unleashes a mighty cackle as lightning flashes from the storm.

    Scrooge looks in horror at the man he is facing. His face grows redder than it has ever been, and steam is seen flying from his head. He clenches his hands in sheer anger.

    "Hm." thought Wario as he saw Scrooge's new anger forming. "Maybe I went a biiiiit far-"



    Scrooge unleashes a mighty roar that shakes the trees surrounding them both, and even knocks Wario back a few meters. "Wha!?" exclaimed Wario in sheer shock.

    "You had your chance to play nice, Wario." said Scrooge as he stormed towards his enemy. "But as of now....don't expect any mercy."

    "WAUGH!?" exclaimed Wario, not expecting this newfound power from the duck. Wario quickly takes a giant slab of rock from the nearby, and tosses it towards the duck with one hand. Scrooge quickly pulls out a pickaxe, and slams it into the rock, smashing it into many pieces.

    From behind the rubble, Wario manages to charge into the duck, tackling him as he kept on running. Wario plunges through tree after tree, as Scrooge feels the force of these objects hitting him over and over. Wario eventually tackles Scrooge into a rock, as it creates a crack within it. Wario continues his assault by punching the duck in the chest, before flipping and slamming him onto the ground.

    Wario picks up his foe by the neck. "For a second, I was getting worried there-" Before he could finish, Scrooge opened his beak wide and took a bite into Wario's arm.

    "OWOWOWOWOWOW" yelled Wario as he tossed Scrooge aside from the pain. "What's up with you now?!"

    Scrooge continues storming towards Wario with his eyes glowing red. "What's up? What's up is that a swindler is trying to ruin me treasures, and make a fool out of me! I'm @*%#ing Scrooge McDuck! I made my life by being tougher than the toughies and sharper than the sharpies!"

    "Wha now?" asked Wario. "Sharpies? You mean like those marker thingies?"

    Scrooge pulled Wario down to his face level. "No." mumbled Scrooge. Wario retaliated by breathing out, forcing the duck to smell his horrible breathe. Scrooge backed up while coughing, and was suddenly met with a punch to the gut, launching him back.

    Scrooge leaped up into the air, with a fiery aura surrounding him. This was the Blazing Buck.

    "Aha!" thought Wario with a new idea. He took out a piece of garlic, and fed it to himself. He then began to transform, taking on the form of a Superhero wearing pink and purple clothing. This was Wario-Man.

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    Wario quickly began taking to the skies as Wario-Man, flying around the enraged Duck. Scrooge noticed a giant tree to his right, and uprooted it off of the ground. He began swatting at Wario like a bug using the tree as a weapon. After a bit of flying, Wario-Man was knocked back by the swing of a tree.

    The pseudo-superhero soared down and began attempting to outmuscle the duck. Scrooge saw him coming, and literally roared fire at Wario-Man, causing him to stagger back. Eventually, the superhero powered through and tackled the duck before grabbing onto him and soaring around.

    Scrooge beat down on Wario in the air, trying to throw him off of him. But Wario was still holding on and not wanting to let go. After he was high enough, he threw the duck down at blinding speeds, as Scrooge forcefully lands onto the ground, creating a crater that destroyed nearby trees.

    Wario flew down to the crater, and much to his surprise, Scrooge was still standing and just as angry as before...if not more! Wario landed on his feet, and his fists met Scrooge's open palms, as the duck was attempting to block the strikes.

    "Even if it takes the end of me days..." uttered Scrooge. "I will make sure you remember the name Scrooge McDuck!"

    They both struggle with their powers for a bit, but after a few seconds, Wario pushes the duck down. Ready to end this, Wario-Man points his rear end at the duck's face.

    "Smell ya later!" said Wario with a cackle. A rumbling was heard, and a flash as starting to appear from Wario's butt. The man unleashed a giant fart that was much like a massive explosion. The attack obscured a good portion of the mountain, leaving some parts of it destroyed.

*end music

   
Wario stood in the green fog that he had made. The attack used all of his power, so he was back to his regular clothes. "Wew." sighed Wario. "I've been holding that one in all day!"

    "And it smells just as bad as your soul!" called a voice from nearby.



    It was Scrooge. Badly beaten down, but still alive, and still angry. Scrooge took out a familiar ray gun, labeled the "Anti-Inertia Ray" and managed to blast Wario with it. "Finish me off right now!"

    "With pleasure..." replied Wario, cracking his knuckles. Wario put on some brass knuckles, and punched the duck, only to find.....no effect?

    "What the!?" uttered Wario as he kept trying to punch the duck over and over again. "What is this?"

    "No Inertia for ye punches." answered Scrooge. "No force for ya."

    Scrooge quickly pulled out a strange black umbrella, and swung it towards Wario. Wario barely dodged, however his brass knuckles hit the strange umbrella.

*GLORP*

   
Wario looked at the remains of his knuckles, and tossed them aside.

    "Good thing I got some of me ol' Unisolv here today." Scrooge took another swing, but Wario dodged the attack. Scrooge quickly tripped up Wario with a kick that launched Wario into the air above Scrooge. The duck prepared the umbrella right below Wario, ready for him to fall into the umbrella.

    "Wah!" yelled Wario, not wanting to be dissolved. He quickly put on a cap that looked like a jet.

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    Wario quickly glided away from the umbrella, and before Scrooge could notice, Wario flipped and flew towards the earth. Wario caught on fire as he was attempting to ground pound the mountain. The Anti-Inertia Ray may have halted the force of Wario's attacks, but the man unintentionally discovered the weak spot of the ray. It doesn't affect personal gravity. After falling, Wario crashed into the ground, actually applying force to it.

    Do to Wario's mighty strength (and his mightier girth) the force of the attack launched any trees and rocks nearby. Scrooge and the umbrella, which were also close by the area Wario landed, both flew up as well. While in the air, the umbrella closed itself, and landed handle first into the snow. As nothing else was touching the Unisolv, it managed to stay put.

    Scrooge, however, was still in the air. He pulled out his umbrella so that he could gently glide down. However, Wario had another idea in mind. The yellow-clad treasure hunter leaped up high into the air, and grabbed onto Scrooge. Scrooge was confused at first, but realized what he was planning to do.

    "So...." mumbled Scrooge. "Am I to expect me end?"

    "Yup!" answered Wario. "Any last words?"

    "None to you." replied Scrooge, clearly showing his disgust to Wario.

    "In that case.." said Wario as he flipped over Scrooge so that he was right above the umbrella. The both fell as Wario prepared his finishing piledriver. "....Have a rotten day!"

    Wario and Scrooge were nearing the closed umbrella as Scrooge closed his eyes to brace himself. Wario tossed Scrooge down and....

    *GLORP*

*end music

   
Like he had planned, Wario had forced Scrooge down onto the umbrella, allowing it to pierce through the duck's head down to between his legs. The Unisolv Umbrella has basically hollowed out the duck from the inside of his body, almost making Scrooge look like a cover for the umbrella.

    Wario landed onto the ground nearby. He looked over at the mess he had made. All was silent for a few seconds until...



    Wario turned to the camera, as he flexed his muscles once. He then struck another pose, and another. Finally, after one more round of flexing, he began to cackles loudly. "Wario Number One!" uttered Wario loudly, so that his voice rang all over the Yukon.

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Wario is seen riding his motorcycle down the mountain, as he blasts the bike with the Anti-Inertia Ray, causing the bike to accelerate much faster than he had been anticipating.

Donald Duck is seen at Scrooge's office, implying that he taking over some of his business for the time being. He glances over at a picture of Scrooge and sheds a tear.

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Peacock: Wow! Way to kill off a beloved Disney character!

Wright: I'm more concerned about this music.

Sammy: At first glance, this seems like a stomp for Wario. But, it's closer than it first seems. Let's first examine strength. Scrooge can destroy a steamship with his bare hands, shatter rocks with his cane, and lift trees to use them to uproot small fortresses or wild animals. This is impressive for an old duck, but Wario can lift and toss around a bigger creature with little trouble. and can use large stone pillars as weapons.

Peacock: How about Durability?

Sammy: Scrooge can tank landmines, cannon fire, and many explosions pretty easily. So can Wario, however the explosions Wario takes are a lot bigger. From explosions that destroy castles, to stadiums, to mountain sized fortresses. However, Wario's best feat is tanking the explosion of the Shake King.

Peacock: Oh. Cloud Parting feats. Of course.

Sammy: Sufficient calcs for this consistently put this at Moon level, and Wario tanked this from a point blank range. This is even beyond Scrooge riding the moneybin into orbit, which was pegged at around Town Level. Durability goes to Wario.

Wright: Next is speed, right?

Sammy: Right. This one is pretty close. Both have blatant feats that put them as Subsonic, and both can be around MHS via their feats. Wario can keep up with the Mario Bros. and Shake King, while Scrooge has more direct feats. In the end, speed should overall go to Scrooge, since the duck managed to navigate through an asteroid belt in his rocket, given him likely FTL reactions.

Peacock: Now what?

Sammy: Well, given Wario's superior strength and even more superior durability, he takes it in a close-quarters match, even despite Scrooge's better reaction speed and greater combat skill. However, Scrooge has one thing to make this a doozy to decide, and that's his weapons. Scrooge can basically control the area with the sheer variety and number of weapons he has. However, this is where I feel the deciding factor is. Wario is NOT going to be put down physically by Scrooge. Wario can likely take a lot of Scrooge's weaponry, except for one.

Peacock: The Unisolv Umbrella. Right?

Sammy: Right. That weapon is the only weapon of Scrooge's that I think could keep Wario down for good. Wario also doesn't have a counter for the Neutra-Friction and Anti-Inertia rays, meaning that Wario would be open if blasted with those. Meanwhile, I'd say that Wario is strong enough physically and destructive enough to be able to overpower the duck in several ways, whether physically or through weaponry. Wario would have trouble closing the distance, but he has ways to amplify his physicality, as well as some ways to compete in range.


Wright: So, if Scrooge were to "Work Smarter, not harder!" I'd say the duck could take down Wario if he were to realize that the umbrella and those rays were the key.

Sammy: Overall, Wario wins in close quarters, while Scrooge wins in long distance. Both have ways to compete even when they're at the range that gives them a disadvantage. However, I feel like Wario has more ways to compete with Scrooge's long distance advantage than Scrooge does with Wario's close range advantage.

Peacock: What about Super Scrooge though?

Sammy: Ah yes. Theoretically, Super Scrooge could compare to Super Goof, and if he did, he would win overall. However, given the nature of how Super Scrooge is lacking in direct feats (and the fact that in the long run, Super Scrooge would be under the assumption that Scrooge has a Super Goober with him during the fight, which is highly situational), I just wouldn't feel comfortable giving Scrooge a win based on that alone. Though I also discounted Wario-Man when deciding the verdict to be fair.

Peacock: I guess Scrooge should try an Umbrella Fund.

Sammy: I don't even get that one- *ahem*. The winner is Wario.

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Wario (Winner):

+ Stronger overall
+ Compares in Combat and Movement Speed
+ Tougher by a wide margin
+ A more destructive arsenal
+ Has numerous ways to compete with a distance
+ Several ways to buff his stats
+ Fights with better physical threats more often
- Super Scrooge could potentially be above Wario in every way
       + That form, however, lacks good feats.
- Not as smart or skilled in combat
- Scrooge has faster reactions, giving him a speed edge overall
- Much less arsenal, giving him a major disadvantage when at a distance
- Unisolv can kill him if given the chance
- Neutra-Friction and Anti-Inertia rays would leave him wide open should he be hit

Scrooge McDuck (Loser):

+ Better Reaction speed gives him an edge in speed overall
+ Smarter and more skilled in the ways of combat
+ Much more of an arsenal, giving him a win when at at a distance
+ Unisolv would easily finish Wario if given the chance
+ Neutra-Friction and Anti-Inertia Rays could leave Wario wide open if they hit
+ Super Scrooge could potentially be above Wario in general
    - Unfortunately, the form lacks good enough feats to really say for sure.
- Physically weaker overall
- Much more frail physically
- Wario can still keep up with Scrooge's speed
- Arsenal is less destructive
- Doesn't have as many ways to compete up close
- Can't really buff his stats as much as Wario can
- Fights threats much less physically as he used to

Epilogue

    "Scroogey..." called a voice.

    Scrooge McDuck opened his eyes. What he saw had astonished him. It was his mother and father, who had long faded over the sands of time.

    "Mama...Papa...." stated Scrooge. "What are you...? How are you here?"

    Both of Scrooge's parents looked at each other in the eyes before looking back at Scrooge. "Do you remember what happened?" asked Scrooge's mother

    "Erm.." said Scrooge thinking to himself. He finally put the pieces together. And begin to shed a tear. "Am I....? Both of his parents gave him a firm nod.

    "No..." said Scrooge as he shed a tear. "Me fortune....the Clan McDuck name..." Scrooge rushed into his parents' arms as he gave them a hug.

    "What's wrong, Scroogey?" asked the duck's mother

    "I can't go out like this..." said Scrooge. "I've been a disgrace to me family... and-" Scrooge's mother put a finger over Scrooge's beak, calming him.

    "No you haven't." said the duck's mother lovingly.

    "Huh?" replied Scrooge.

    "You made the Clan McDuck a name once again, Scrooge!" said his father. "You became the richest duck on the planet, you worked all over the globe for a lifetime of adventure!"

    "I suppose....but-" replied Scrooge, still full of tears.

    "You may have made a few terrible mistakes..." continued the duck's father. "...but you learned. And used them to remember the true treasures of life."

    "I suppose." replied Scrooge, wiping away his tears. "But, what about me money?"

    "Oh don't worry about that." answered Scrooge's father. "Your nephew Donald is managing it all by himself."

    "He is?!" replied Scrooge. He shed more tears. "Donald....He may be a loose egg, but.....I'm proud of him." Scrooge went in and gave both his parents a big hug.

    "Oh, Scrooge!" exclaimed his father. "You have got to join us in a round of golf! Sir Quackly is giving me a run for my money!"

    "That..." begins Scrooge. "That sounds wonderful."

    Scrooge follows his parents into his new life. The Last of the Clan McDuck had fallen, but the legacy is one that will live on forever.
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NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE......





    

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My Longest fight yet! Yay! 

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