Unserious-Sam

Sammy: The year was 2017. Two long awaited Indie Games had finally been released to the world after years upon years of delays.  And the result? They took the world by storm in their own unique ways, thanks to their colorful worlds and cast. Wright: Perfect reason to make them fight to death- Peacock: Cuphead, the Gunstar Heroes-esque run and gunner inspired by animation from the 30s! I think I like this guy already. Sammy: And Hat Kid, the recent 3D Platforming icon of A Hat in Time! Wright: Thanks for the interruption... _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sammy: Well, C

Sammy: All the research is done, so let's get this display of evil on the roar! Peacock: Hell yeah! Let the carnage break loose! Wright: You guys are having too much fun with this.... ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATION: C.H.E.M.I.C.A.L Clearly His Evil Methods Initiate Catastrophe At Large ____________________________________________________________    "The City of Townsville! Where plenty of evil is afoot. From the mischievous Gangreen Gang, to the maniacal Mojo Jojo, yes this city is the gateway to a variety of interestingly deadly characters

Peacock: What the-? It's been like a year- Sammy: Through the decades, Cartoon Network has created many memorable heroes for children to look up to growing up. Wright: He's ignoring us. Sammy: And to go along with those heroes, some sinister villains have been created to fight against them. Like HIM, the manifestation of pure evil in The Powerpuff Girls. Peacock: *sigh* And Father, the most arch rival to the Kids Next Door. I just want to see some action! Wright: I don't exactly blame you, but we have to go through the formalities first. Sammy: Luckily I did the research myself. Wright: ....Why do you seem so proud? __________________

Name: HIM Age: Unknown Height: N/A. Can alter at will Weight: N/A, however keeps a good figure Real name unknown, potentially can cause the person to say his true name to explodeTheme: Powers/Abilities: Emotion Manipulation:- Skilled at manipulating the Powerpuff Girls, often taking advantage of their fears or insecurities - Is heavily implied to sustain his power through the negative emotions of others - Can literally create shadows of people based on a sin they possess Flight:- Capable of lifting himself into the air - Seems to have full control of his moment as he flies Teleportation:- Can disappear and reappear in an instant - Can dis

Name: Father Age: Unknown, presumably around 40s Height: N/A Weight: N/A AKA: Benedict Uno, Mr. Wigglestein Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxzp2vrFP3s Backstory: While not much if fully known about Father (and what we do learn is a bit contradictory given Nigel Uno’s history propagated in Operation A.R.C.H.I.V.E), the main thing that is known is that as a young boy, he was Benedict Uno, and forced to work under the evil Grandfather’s factory alongside his brother, Monty Uno. Grandfather had established complete control, forcing hundreds upon hundreds of kids in Great Britain to forcibly slave away in his factories.The two

Name: Lucas First Appearence: Mother 3 (April 20, 2006) Age: Young, presumably 8-10 (beginning of game); Pre-teen, presumably 11-13 (post time-skip) Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Alias: Boy From Nowhere, The Tazmilian Devil Theme: Feats:- With assistance from Dragos, saved Kumatora, Wes, and Salsa from an attack by Fasaad and Pigmasks - Was gifted the powers of PSI by the Magypsie, Ionia    - Had learned PK Love, a move that not even entities as powerful as Magypsies could learn - Was destined to be one of the few beings capable of pulling the Seven Needles    - Had managed to pull 4 out of these 7 - Has taken down countless Pigmask sold

Peacock: Oh say can you see Wright: By the dawn's early fight Sammy: Wait...the National Anthem mentioned bombs and rockets? Huh. Never really thought about that _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________    "What do you want?"    "What I want....? That's very simple. I want to ensure the prosperity and safety of our country!"    "But what does that have to do with me, exactly?"    "Johnny Joestar is well on his way to finishing me off for good....so I have decided to have a contingency plan in the case that fortune does not go my way."    "So that's it? I'm ju

Sammy: Death. It's scary as hell, isn't it? Wright: Says the guy writing a death every one of these. Peacock: It's only fun giving it, not receiving it! Sammy: .....I already regret this. Anyway, when your souls depart from this world, no one knows what to expect. In many stories, they just may end up collected. Peacock: Like Grim, the...well, Grim Reaper. Wright: And Jedah Dohma, the Dark Messiah. Sammy: Time to see who dies harder! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Peacock: One of the worst things you ever want to encounter is the Grim Reaper

Name: Shizuo Heiwajima AKA: The Strongest Man in Ikebukuro Age: 23 (at introduction), 24 (Daily Life Arc), 25 (Dragon Zombie Arc), 27 (SH) Height: 185 cm (6'1") Weight: 70 kg (154 lbs) Occupation: Bartender (formerly), Bodyguard (currently) Theme: Feats: - Defeated a group of criminals as a child after they were threatening his mom - Constantly proved to be a rival to Izaya Orihara, keeping him on his toes....    - ....even if he always gets away from him - Can casually take on groups of thugs by himself - Earned the legend and fear of being known as the Strongest Man in Ikebukuro    - Is consistently reaffirmed by many others in the city

Name: Chariot du Nord Alias: Shiny Chariot (show/stage name), Ursula Callistis (disguise as a teacher of Luna Nova) Weight: 53kg (117 lbs) Height: 170cm (5'7") Age: Likely her late 20s Birthday: February 20th Theme: Feats: - Managed to become one of the best witches of her time - Became a world-famous stage performer, dazzling many audiences with her shows    - This is what had inspired Atsuko Kagari (AKA Akko) to attend Luna Nova, the school she attended at her age - Was chosen to break the seal on the Grand Triskellion to hopefully obtain the World Reconstruction magic - Had become a teacher at Luna Nova, educating the students on how to